The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse
I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!
by FunnyDude77777 October 29, 2010
Get the Cock Sandwichmug. A sexual fantasy that overzealous, ambitious and persistent misogynists cite as the answer to all the worlds' problems, much to their women's dismay.
Feeling down? You know what you should do! You should give me a cock sandwich?
Hey, I finished my thesis. Where's that cock sandwich you promised me?
The world will be a better place when I get a cock sandwich
The Only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a cock sandwich
Hey, I finished my thesis. Where's that cock sandwich you promised me?
The world will be a better place when I get a cock sandwich
The Only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a cock sandwich
by Revolutionary Tits September 27, 2011
Get the Cock Sandwichmug. by scyblu March 7, 2009
Get the Cock Sandwichmug. Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?
Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
by TBONE99 June 29, 2011
Get the Horse-Cock Sandwichmug. by bukake_samurai69 May 27, 2004
Get the hot cock sandwichmug. a hock-cock-sandwich is when your traveling out of town and stop at a little shithole deli to get a sandwich and some drink
and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it
and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it
hey dude did you get us some food in there?
yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me
damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches
fuck.. they did.. godamn it...
it was probally the mazda were driving
yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me
damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches
fuck.. they did.. godamn it...
it was probally the mazda were driving
by danieltoshington February 2, 2010
Get the hock-cock-sandwichmug. (noun) kok-meet-sand-wich
A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:
Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).
later on...
Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
Example 2:
Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).
later on...
Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
by Charles U. May 17, 2008
Get the Cock Meat Sandwichmug.