Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

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Clocket

The sound one’s balls make when slapping against their thigh. Typically heard when one goes commando.

When Rajesh came down the stairs after a hot shower, all that could be heard was “clocket, clocket, clocket”

by Kittykat99 November 23, 2018

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cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.

by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

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Cocksmeat Sandvich

1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.

Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"

by ackid82 March 19, 2010

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A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.

1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!

by ballerbitchX June 13, 2011

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