Cleveland Browns 

1. Pathetic excuse for an NFL franchise.

2. A team of NFL football players who suffer from "Superbowlphobia".

Guy one: "Hey, did you hear how the Cleveland Browns couldn't get into there own stadium last week?"
Guy two: "No. Why's that? Were they locked out?"
Guy one: "Oh no, someone just painted a goal line over the door."

Cleveland Browns by squrillyboy September 12, 2009

Cleveland Browns 

An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland

Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"

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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"

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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."

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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"

Cleveland Browns by browns who? September 28, 2013

Cleveland Browns 

A chick with a great body, but ugly face

That chick's a Cleveland Brown. She has a great uniform, but a bad helmet.

Cleveland Browns by Brother Franklin March 19, 2004

Cleveland Browns 

1.Bad excuse for an NFL team

1.The Cleveland Browns got shut out....again.

Cleveland Browns by deadkitten May 3, 2006

Cleveland Browns 

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".

1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!

Cleveland Browns by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016

Cleveland Browns 

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.

Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

Cleveland Browns by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017

Cleveland Browns 

Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.

"The Cleveland Browns are so bad, the fans prepared a parade to celebrate their 0-16 season."

Cleveland Browns by RNB03 January 17, 2018