Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

Calendickular

A calendar for dick appointments

I’m not sure if that’s a good day for me. Let me check my calendickular.

by The first good child January 24, 2020

CLEAN DICK

A slang-term for giving yourself or giving someone a hand-job. Obviously only can be proformed to a guy.

Joe asked me to clean his dick but I told him rain check because I had to clean Alex's dick instead. I like to clean dick!

by Nicole (Joe's G/F) May 15, 2006

candick

Means Candice chapman farted of her brothers and sisters with Dylan Williams 2004

I love poop candick

by Someone3011 September 15, 2018

clanick

The act of panic clicking; clicking in a rapid motion.

She was surprised and began clanicking when an unexpected browser window popped up on the screen. She began to click the "close browser" icon in the corner in a fast motion.

by queenbee3510 July 25, 2017

cleandingle

Very strong gamer that destroys everyone in his path

Cleandingle is better than Saltycubicle.

by Glhfbaby March 3, 2019

Chandickchen

That person who doesn't make sense with silly arguments from which he wouldn't budge and is so similar to Sheldon from Big Bang theory.

You are being a Chandickchen

by Vahdam August 14, 2021