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by MrMrMRCock June 23, 2018
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choreplay

When a beta male listens to the advice of others, usually of the feminine persuasion, that he should take up more household duties, chores, and menial labor from his wife in an effort to help his failing marriage likely plagued by a dead bedroom. What he is expected to implicitly understand by virtue of testosterone is that sexual desire cannot be negotiated. His efforts to put in currency in the form of service will not buy him sex or respect from his woman, despite harmonious reassurance from women of the opposite. Such feminine supplication will in contrast likely accelerate the deterioration of the relationship.
Her: I'm tired.
Him: But I did all that choreplay today to get you excited! Don't you want to make this work?
Her: shrugs
by DonIr October 12, 2018
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choreplay

men doing chores at home to get sex from their wives.
As finished our meal, wifey said to me me: "you better finish doing the dishes , no choreplay no dessert. "
by teslaberry October 15, 2014
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Playing the V-Chord

Playing any chord upon any stringed instrument and simultaneously shoving said instrument into a vagina.
Josh: Last night I was playing my guitar to Haley, and She Told me to start Playing the V-Chord.
Aaron: Damn! Good Job!
by Magic man 123 March 27, 2010
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Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.
Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.
by pudgums June 26, 2009
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