Cholesterific

adj. food containing an excessive amount of cholesterol, usually tasting really, really, good.

foot-long chili dog w/ fried onions and cheese. chicken-fried-chicken w/ mashed potatoes and gravy etc...

by shaolinsurf November 6, 2004

cholesterolicious

Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.

I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.

by dinothesaurus May 6, 2009

Cholester O's

A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.

"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"

"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."

"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."

"That's a great idea!"

by Loch Raven November 28, 2009

The chodesters

Worlds most vicious small dick gang

Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”

Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”

by Ray Nathan August 2, 2018

chodester

the owner of a chode

ryan is such a chodester

by big black cow January 13, 2009

Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007

chokesterbating

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.

The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.

by Jesus2 November 5, 2006