coke wanker

coke-addled wanker spending parties in a 'coke cycle': exchanging looks with your little entourage and then going off for a toot in the toilets; dabbing every last molecule of powder off the cistern; and then rejoining the gathering with a sudden inexplicable burst of talkativeness before lapsing into frozen, jaw-clamped silence as you wait for the next line.

I was at a party and wanted this chick, but she turned out to be a total coke wanker.

by mattwilk January 13, 2005

Chodewank

A male who has to prove himself worthy and has had something to prove for at least a little while.

Punks who use casual language to replace formal names can be chodewanks.

by Don Adms February 2, 2009

ChodeWank

A devastating insult to throw at some wanker at the back of the school bus. Don't be surprised if they break down and start crying. The wont try and come back at you because its impossible to top that one. Now sit back and relax knowing you have hurled the best possible roast know to mankind.

Oi you absolute chodewank, if you dont pipe the fuck down I will come back there crush you, you living std.

by MissChanadlerBong October 20, 2018