chotch bag

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.

David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!

by DPdaix June 21, 2007

chach bag

4. One who doesn't know the difference between their and they're.

For an example of a chach bag, please see definition (3).

by jigrigga4lif December 26, 2009

cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.

The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.

by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014

chach'bag

an individual who is always bumming a dip.

Seth, this is the fourth chew today. Your such a fucking "chach'bag".

by g'edup1536 October 18, 2008

Chooch Bag

Someone who tries way to hard at all times of their life especially at sports, in which their an above average athlete at best. And they can not take a joke. They usually spend absurd amounts of time with Sprute Sacs doing who knows what.

Dude, quit being such a Chooch Bag. Your such a queer!

by Buck Bob March 21, 2010

Chach-bag

A scrotum with balls in it.

Who the hell invited fuckin' jason? That kid is such a chach-bag!

by Savage Suggs October 16, 2008

Chach bag

A person that eats their moms vagina

That guy is a Chach bag

by 123$272726/&/?:$:!:) July 4, 2022