Chili Cannon

An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.

Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.

by Gringo Flaco January 16, 2014

Chilichoker

A Person who searches their name on urban dictionary and posts the definition to their Facebook status update.

Facebook status update:
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Wilbur Kookermeyer: According to Urban Dictionary, Wilbur is a really cool surfer dude that surfs, gets all the ladies and makes a lot of money.

Freddy Bootylicker (Wilburs friend) wrote

"Hey Wilbur, you f-n Chilichoker!!! don't you know that urban dictionary is created and edited by internet users? Don't get your head too inflated, You're still a kook!!"

by Team Beaver February 4, 2010

Chilapatío

A mexican slang made out by the words "Chilango" (Anyone native to Mexico city), and "Tapatío" (Someone from Guadalajara, Jalisco).

This word applies when a "chilango" lived his entire life in Guadalajara, Jalisco and is even capable of tasting "tortas ahogadas" without making a big deal about wet food.

"A mi me cae que no es ni de aquí ni de allá, ese es un chilapatío y seguro que es bien puto, la neta."

by Rodrigo Agujas May 13, 2013

Two bean chili

The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.

Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.

by Brochacho6 February 19, 2015

Yesterday's chili

One's vulva or vagina

"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."

by Taffy Esterhaus November 23, 2016

Chili's Date

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE

Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.

by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010

Chili Bus

The truck that comes and empties the Port a Potty after a long weekend at Bonnaroo, Wakarusa fest, or any other large gathering.

"Chuck is driving the chili bus. That rig is going to smell awful after a weekend full of hippies."

by mamaltrain November 30, 2011