typically a bunch of sad sack people who hate children but are also obsessed with them. they tend to have a persecution complex which causes them to lash out at children and people with children while insisiting that no one mention their choice not to have children. Not to be confused with normal people who have simply chosen not to have children.
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There are two types of childfree
The cool Joe: A person with responsibility/financial issues who doesn’t want to have children but completely unbothered by them.
The cocky Jonas: That one liberal Twitter bitch ass who hates children with a heart and obsessed with them 24/7. He/she is annoyed simply hearing, smelling, touching and seeing children, will criticize you for having kids, and will use the “overpopulation” excuse (my guy, for a planet this big, we should actually have 10 billion people).
The cool Joe: A person with responsibility/financial issues who doesn’t want to have children but completely unbothered by them.
The cocky Jonas: That one liberal Twitter bitch ass who hates children with a heart and obsessed with them 24/7. He/she is annoyed simply hearing, smelling, touching and seeing children, will criticize you for having kids, and will use the “overpopulation” excuse (my guy, for a planet this big, we should actually have 10 billion people).
Person A: Hey dude, why don’t you have children
Person B: Nah, I can’t afford one. Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Person A: Lovely.
Person C: CHILDREN ARE THE CULPRIT OF AMERICA’S DOWNFALL!!! STOP GIVING CARE TO THESE SMALL SHITS!
Person A: I’m actually planning to have children, so I hope you’re not bothered.
Person A: NO THE FUCK YOU WON’T. FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA YOU WON’T.
Person B: It’s fine as long as it’s not me. I think I’m gonna kill myself if my debt racks up massively. I could babysit, though.
Person C: YOU!
Person B: what-
Person C: Tell that motherfucker to not even think about having kids.
Person A: •_•
Person B: Shut the fuck up you dumb childfree bitch
Person C: If anything happens to one of you assholes then don’t come crying to me.
Person B: BYE NIGGA LMFAO
Person A: Thanks for having my back bro
Person B: Nah, I can’t afford one. Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Person A: Lovely.
Person C: CHILDREN ARE THE CULPRIT OF AMERICA’S DOWNFALL!!! STOP GIVING CARE TO THESE SMALL SHITS!
Person A: I’m actually planning to have children, so I hope you’re not bothered.
Person A: NO THE FUCK YOU WON’T. FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA YOU WON’T.
Person B: It’s fine as long as it’s not me. I think I’m gonna kill myself if my debt racks up massively. I could babysit, though.
Person C: YOU!
Person B: what-
Person C: Tell that motherfucker to not even think about having kids.
Person A: •_•
Person B: Shut the fuck up you dumb childfree bitch
Person C: If anything happens to one of you assholes then don’t come crying to me.
Person B: BYE NIGGA LMFAO
Person A: Thanks for having my back bro
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Celine: I have had four abortions, I am childfree by choice
Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice
Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.
Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice
Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.
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