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childfreeak

A type of childfree person who is an exceedingly petulant, cruel, and petty person. Their day doesn't go well unless they're delighting in any misery befalling children or women who are mothers. However, they stop short of fathers as that would be a legit curbstomping.

Childfreeaks have lots of tolerance and empathy for animals, and only hatred aka misanthropy for their fellow humans. Often they will, unironically, cite how badly humans treat each other as a reason why they only support animals and themselves.

Childfreeaks are particularly parasitic and sociopathic as they willing to take and never give back to society, not realizing that humanity has only survived because we thrive as a communal herd not unlike the animals they idolize.

Another thing that defines them is their ability to constantly think about the thing they hate most -- children. Instead of going on about their lives, they have to think about children and even throw temper tantrums if they should spot a child or even a baby.

Childfreeaks are without shame and tact, opting to use a whole host of dehumanizing slurs for women and children. The amusing thing here is that most are feminists using slurs like breeder which has a racist and sexist history.
"C'mon Tara, stop being a hypocritical childfreeak and mind your dang business."
by MeaniePooPie December 2, 2022
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childfree

Also known as "childfree by choice," childfree simply means not wanting children and having no desire to take on the burdon of parenthood. The term "childfree" should not be confused with "childless" as that implies a person or couple who desires children but has none. Unfortunately, childfree people are often accused of being selfish (as if having a child that's just another burden on society somehow ISN'T selfish), or "unnatural."
Going childfree means real freedom.
by Gazuga April 22, 2004
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childfree

One who is childless, whatever the circumstances, and loves every minute of it! Childfrees know that one does not need to have a child to feel 'complete', to know love, or to be a good person. Childfrees do not necessarily hate children (some like them, some hate them), but do not wish to be around them 24/7 with no time to themselves, or cannot stand poorly disciplined brats. Childfrees also have more time and money to spend on other, more important pursuits, such as art, learning, travel, charity, and let's not forget picking up the slack for childed coworkers who disappear every time their child/ren have soccer practice...
Childfree... the life for me!
by Child Hatter May 13, 2003
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Childfree

Childfree versus childless? First one gives the notion of freedom of choice to be spontaneous, allows for you not go to Chucky Cheese for B-day parties, wake up at any time of the night, go to the endless soccer games. The other one implies you cannot have them because something is wrong with you.
Jenny is childless? No, she is not. She is childfree so she can join us tonight. What about Mary? She cannot come, she is not childfree and it is too short of a notice to arrange for a baby sitter.
by Childfree September 19, 2009
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Childfree for now

A sub-group of the Child-Free group that have actively chosen to wait to have children, until they are mentally, emotionally, financially stable and/or have found their purpose within society that is not exclusive to pro-creating and does not mock, make fun, taunt or demean the original Child-Free communities' lifestyle choice to never have, desire, or partake in any child-related interests.

And not to be confused with a fence-sitters that aren't 100% Child-free or Child-free for now or someone that is childless, CFFNer's have made a choice to wait to have children until their lives have improved or found themselves, they have not tried to concieve of any offspring during this time.
"I'm childfree for now because I'm waiting to pay off my bills then go to college."
by Spirited_Muse May 12, 2008
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childfree for now

A sub-group of the Child-Free group that have actively chosen to wait to have children, until they are mentally, emotionally, financially stable and/or have found their purpose within society that is not exclusive to pro-creating and does not mock, make fun, taunt or demean the original Child-Free communities' lifestyle choice to never have, desire, or partake in any child-related interests.

And not to be confused with a fence-sitters that aren't 100% Child-free or Child-free for now or someone that is childless, CFFNer's have made a choice to wait to have children until their lives have improved or found themselves, they have not tried to concieve of any offspring during this time.
"I'm childfree for now because I'm waiting to pay off my bills then go to college."
by Spirited_Muse May 11, 2008
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Childfree

An accurate, neutral, unbiased term that describes an individual who does not have children.
Childfree is the non-judgmental way to categorize a life free of having children.
by Angie Pangie Bear April 14, 2023
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