Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.

Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.

by soo geun September 25, 2013

Cheese stick on the roof

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair

Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.

by Gadal613 June 15, 2018

Moist cheese stick

Moist cheese sticks is when a man/guy/transgender dips his dick(see definition) into a mixture of Apple juice and jizz(aka the apple shake) then uses that mixture to put out the fire on the girls vagina hair(aka bush gardens)by rubbing it on the flaming area. Once the fire is out he licks he vagina till it is spotless. The cheese stick part comes because the boy does not have a boner(see definition).

He wants the moist cheese stick

by Moist cheese stick May 15, 2016

Jalapeno Cheese Stick

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.

Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....

by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012

Chocolate Cheese Stick

The act of shoving an cheese stick (fried or otherwise) up one's anus.

My penis was broken so I gave my partner a chocolate cheese stick. We ate it afterwards.

by thecorky1 July 27, 2011

Wisconsin cheese stick

When you take the cheese out of a cheese stick, replace it with your cum, and then feed it to someone.

She said she was hungry, so I gave her a Wisconsin cheese stick.

by Wisconsin cheese stick December 20, 2017

Cheese Stick Fairy

A mystical being who enjoys giving cheese sticks to people it deems worthy to recieve its cheese, particually educators. Also enjoys riddles, hiding the cheese sticks so the reciever has to find them, and being sneaky.

Dude, I got visited by the Cheese Stick Fairy last night!

by IcamaneHatake December 10, 2010