Cedar Rapids

The city of Five Seasons. Most residents don't even know what the fifth season is. The fifth season is rumored to be the season of smog as raised by ADM on the south side of town.

A city located in East Central Iowa... It is known for... absolutely nothing... One of the few places in the nation over 100,000 people where people are actually known to cruise the town's First Avenue.

Industry is limited to Rockwell Collins and telemarketing due to our non regional dialect.

Our learning institution... Kirkwood College has been recognized to have the greatest 13th and 14th grade programs in the nation.

I went to Cedar Rapids and it smelled horrible.

I went to the bars in downtown Cedar Rapids and drove home drunk.

by s gizzle April 04, 2008

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Cedar Rapids

One of the worst city's on the planet. The city is run by a gang of ignorant Czechs (Bohemians). They named the airport The Eastern Iowa Airport. Yep - THE is the first word so it is listed under "T" with the FAA. I told you they are pretty stupid. Added to their inferiority complex, some damn fool remaned the area "The Corridor" - why? I have no idea other than it was the stupidest name they could come up on a moments notice. They call it The City of Five Seasons. Thats a good indicator of how lame their education system is. The don't even know how many seasons there are, unless they are counting winter twice.

How do you get to Cedar Rapids? Drive north until you smell it and go east until you step in it.

by Robert M. L. Johnson January 08, 2009

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