Carlstadt

Located in Bergen County, possibly the worst town ever. Less than a square mile, it somehow manages 3 pizza places. Obviously some sort of German from the name. It's basically East Rutherford's porter potty

"Hey mannn I'm bored let's go to a stupid town"
"We should check out Carlstadt!"

by poopycakakaface February 2, 2009

carlyshaysgf

A super funny person/mutual who has bug bites and is attracted to Carly shay.

Hey you know carlyshaysgf?
The one who has bug bites and is attracted to Carly shay?
Yup, that's the one!!

by Lalaavacado June 29, 2021

calystah

the most beautiful, funniest, intelligent woman in the room... with the fattest ass and best personality. Usually has brown eyes and brown hair and is about 5'3" and will also play video games and watches anime and really likes to read romance webtoons.

yo, that girl Calystah is so fine.

by mr bruno September 23, 2021