This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things 

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.

And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things by b_awkward92 January 19, 2018

We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you.

Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you.
Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it!
Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things. by Thunder Chunky July 2, 2008

This is why we can’t have nice things 

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it

“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”

This is why we can’t have nice things by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018