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Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.

A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.

alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.

Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"
calvin by astroboy_inspace! May 17, 2006
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Calvin is someone who really cares about you. he'll be there no matter what. He's really hot and sooo cute. He's everything a girl could wish for. He's perfect in every way.
"Who is that?"
"That's Calvin, He's a girl magnet."
Calvin by jackiemramirez March 18, 2020
The biggest penis you'll ever see he would fuck the shit out you. The thing is so fucking big. Also he is amazing in bed he can go as long as you need he will continue to punish you until you tap out.
Calvin fucked my fat ass to death I was really about to die nfs.
Calvin by Mr dr fappy March 16, 2017
A boy who isn't the best looking but can pass by. He is intelligent and is depressed due to his own intelligence. His view on reality is far from innocent.
X: Gee look at Calvin he seems depressed.
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project
Calvin by Unpaid Socialite June 29, 2015
A real man, usually has a penis of 60 inches or more.
"Dude who is that dude with the massive shlong?"
"My nibba that's Calvin he has a 60 inch pecker"
Calvin by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019
"His body gleamed so beautifully, all the men and women in the room believed he was Calvin."
Calvin by ShiningSilhouette May 27, 2021