C + 2

C + 2 = C2, and a C2 is someone who creates fake friendships to get granola bars.

(See: C2)

C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!

Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars

Person 1: Yeah, he does that.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.

Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!

Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*

Person 73495F was the impostor

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 22, 2021

C 2

C 2 steals peoples' granola bars, usually creating fake "friendships" to take granola bars from people. Because of this, only become friends with a C 2 if you have a lot of GBs on hand.

C 2: Person 1 gave me so many granola bars this past week.
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 28, 2021

C-2

steals granola bars, creates friendships that revolve around granola bars, granola bars.

Person 1: (whispering) I finally found a way to eat a granola bar without C-2 taking it.
C-2: Oh, REALLY?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

c-2

c-2 stole my granola bar!

c-2 stole my g r a n o l a b a r .

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 28, 2021

C 2

A C 2 steals granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

C 2 keeps stealing my granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021