Sorry I'm late! I missed my bus by mere seconds, then the next one didn't show, then the one after that was ten minutes late! I got totally bus fucked.
by Pickles McDoody October 30, 2010
When you offer your sexual services to anyone riding on the bus, are declined, and then quite literally try to have sex with the bus by humping the ticket booth, rails, ect..
by jennaguts December 07, 2011
"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.
Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."
now i see her through a glass window-
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."
now i see her through a glass window-
by somerandomdudewhodoesentgiveaf June 07, 2021