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BUMFLUFF 

IN A TOILET THERE IS FLUFF ON THE TOILET SEAT
THERE IS SO MUCH BUMFLUFF
BUMFLUFF by TAKEGAMMONTOFISH June 21, 2019

Bumfluff 

The fine, soft hairs on your upper lip if you're a lady of a certain age.
Oh my god! Look at the bumfluff on her lip. That moustache is better than mine.
Bumfluff by Turlster September 8, 2017

bumfluff 

A person who doesn't wipe there ass properly so it leaves toilet paper stuck in there crack
" Eww I can see your bumfluff"
bumfluff by Unkowenuser February 5, 2022

Bumfluff Burglar 

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc
Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

The Bumfluff Brothers 

Two brothers living in Stockholm Sweden with the individual names of Rufus and Bubba.
The Bumfluff Brothers
Rufus Bumfluff
Bubba Bumfluff

Gods Bumfluff

The most powerfuls persons in the worlds exist fluff from his bumhole.
oh crap there that fluff up my bum coz ive ad a great crap down the crapper.
aargh!!!
Gods Bumfluff by Liam Burfield December 1, 2003