Brownsville Area High School

Some random school that nobody knows exists and also has a bunch of crazy and random policies. The students are really ghetto and crazy too and it’s on the news sometimes

Little Timmy: “I forgot to put my phone in the caddy at Brownsville Area High School so now I have to give it to the office every day”
Little Sally: “You wasn’t even on it though”

by Your mother's kahooter January 14, 2019

brownsville windshield wiper

A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks

Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper

by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016

Brownsville, Texas

Texas's south most city, a city of 200k people 100k of which are American citizens. Starting at its southern most point which lives firmly in the 1850's add a decade per quarter mile unitl you reach the northern city limits and you will have finally have reached the 1970's

Brownsville, Texas

by K Y Kidd December 5, 2010

Brownsville, TX

Most neglected "US" territory (formerly mexican territory, but stolen of course) where non-US citizens (mexicans) have a chance at minimum wage jobs for under-the-table-money.

Every morning Pepito walks across the bridge from Matamoros, Mexico to Brownsville, TX to work at a taco restaurant earning $4 an hour. His boss doesn't know anything about him, even if his name is really Pepito. All his boss knows is that Pepito shows up to work and earns his $4 an hour.

by justrandom September 19, 2009

Brownsville, Oregon

A small Oregon town, the filming site of the hit movie Stand By Me. It is also the home of famous western actor Sam Elliot. It has several annual events that draw in people from all over Oregon. It is south of Shedd and west of Halsey.

Ryan: Where was Stand By Me filmed?

James: In Brownsville, Oregon. Also, Sam Elliot lives there.

Ryan: Huh. Cool.

by KujLee July 10, 2011

Brownsville, Minnesota

A little town in south west Minnesota that no one knows about.

Girl 1: Where do you live?
Girl 2: I live in Brownsville, Minnesota.
Girl 1: Where's that?
Girl 2: Facepalm.

by frankensteinchcick January 18, 2011

Brownsville Sniffles

The act of throwing pepper at a girl's face and sitting on said face, so that upon sneezing the snot will launch directly into your colon.

Thank you Henderson, your interview went well and I think you'll have the VP job soon. Would you like to toast our new business venture with the Brownsville Sniffles?

Always sir, I brought my pepper grinder and some oxy clean for your desk

by kittensruleYo August 20, 2010