brownberry

brownberry (v) – to send a message, via Blackberry wireless device, from the crapper. A practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies.

(v) Wasn't Fred in the bathroom? He must have brownberried me.

(n) I just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.

by Sid Nation February 11, 2006

brownberry

When one shits and poop sticks to their ass hairs, ultimately growing some brownberries.

Person 1: Fuuuuck, I pulled down my pants and found a ripe brownberry in my boxers.
Person 2: Dude be more thorough when you wipe.

by Cingo October 31, 2019

brownsburg, indiana

pretty much the white ghetto

"Hey have you ever been to a Brownsburg, Indiana?" "Nah thats the white ghetto."

by hobos6 October 1, 2017

Brownberg

A crap so big that part of it sticks out of the water thus forming it's own island.

The day after Thanksgiving I crapped so big it created a Brownberg in my toilet.

The toilet paper ran aground on a Brownberg creating a Shanchor ( shit-anchor ).

by Dr Jagz April 12, 2010

brownbag hour

A phrase that describes the time before a bar closes and all the pretty faced girls have left.

You wanna stay? No! It's fucking brownbag hour and I'm out!

by M. Guilbault May 31, 2007

brownbag lunch

When a women is very unattractive. So to solve this you put a brown bag over her head. Two possibly, one for you and one for her if she is that bad. Then you proceed in sexual intercourse.

Dude did you see that nasty chick? You need to take her out for a brownbag lunch.

by alksdflkamdf;ojaf January 23, 2008

Brownbagger

adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.

"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."

"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."

"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"

by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010