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brainfart

Commingly meaning to think of something after the fact for example after a fight or in class with an answer and forgetting
Person 1: oh crap i coulda called him a dickhead
Person 2: wow what a brainfart
by jake fool May 28, 2007
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Brainfart

When you try to think of something and you get so close to remembering what it was but then you lose it.
Bob: "What did you wanna say mate?"

Steve: "Oh ffs! Just had a brainfart mate!"
by RoboticRansom May 11, 2016
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BrainFart

A BrainFart is where you are talking and suddenly forget what you were talking about, and realise you started rambling about something else.
A: so i really want to eat pancakes
B: ok cool.
*few hours later*
B: what did you want again?
A: pancake? im pretty sure i said that a while ago because i was hungry so i wanted a... what did i want?..
B: did you just have a BrainFart?
by RealBagelFox23YT August 31, 2020
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brainfart post

A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.
I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!
by billy sharpstick February 6, 2017
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Brainfart Brigades

Brainfart Brigades. Candy??
by Brainfart man May 3, 2024
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Quantum Brain Fart

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.
Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.
by Teraknor January 7, 2016
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Brain Fart

When you mean to do something really obvious but then you forget what you were doing and end up doing something something completely different. i.e, when you have a wrapper in one hand and food in the other, and throw away the food and try to eat the wrapper.
Brain Fart:
Person 1: Man, I had such a brain fart today.
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I was holding food and a wrapper and threw away the food and tried to eat the wrapper.
by nv2001 February 8, 2015
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