Brad Pitt Shower

When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.

I didn't have time to shower after the gym so I took a Brad Pitt Shower.

by joolee September 23, 2012

Brad Pitt - Sexual

The lust-worthy attraction to the male god known as William Bradley Pitt. Anyone who suffers from such ailment can never get over such attraction and really, who would want to?

"What is your sexual orientation?" says Paco

"Brad Pitt - Sexual... Obviously." says Mo Barb

by Paul Rud June 8, 2013

The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

Brad Pitt's Law

If you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.

You: "I asked a girl out on saturday, but she said she was busy"
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."

by OV_Furious October 8, 2014

brad pitting

When you decide to not wear underwear, and you can see those lines leading to your penis. This only applies for males, females is called Paris Hiltoning.

"Hey man I just zipped my dick up, I shouldnt have went brad pitting tonight"

"Hey man I think that girl is paris hiltoning"

by Daniel Bolton October 28, 2005

Blog Brad Pitt

Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.

(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.

by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

Brad Pitt

To take a shit. (Cockney)

Hey mate, mind watching my post while I go for a Brad Pitt.

by TragicHippie May 13, 2005