braeden

1.something that's really fast
2. the top speed of something

The car's got a braeden 200 and accel of 0-60 in 3.5 seconds

by 5'11"Racer September 28, 2006

Braeden

Braedens have the most giant, girthy, heavy, veiny, long, strong, penis in the entirety of mankind itself. Some people even call Braeden Reginald Long Dong because of how big his penis is.

Wow look at his dick! Must be a Braeden

by cereal marv June 1, 2020

Braeden

That one retarded kid who is white that thinks he is good at baskey ball, runs from fat kids.

"Oh thats Braeden", "i heard he runs from fat kids and looks like a duck."

by IHaveYeezys October 16, 2018

Braeden

One of the cutest guys you will ever meet and is extremely cute and athletic. Also known as a chick magnet

Braeden is dope

by Hai guays February 9, 2017

Braeden

Braeden is a guy who is handsome and insanely funny. He is most certainly a ladie's man. He is a good writer and although his friends sometimes call him a scrub, he knows they are joking. His best friends names usually start with B, D, and E. He has lots of crushes on girls usually named Maddie, Maria, or Iliana.

The Braeden walked down the halls, girls surrounding him laughing at his jokes.

by Whoispapi6-9 September 11, 2016

Braeden

He’s someone you’ll accidentally become friends with. He may seem quiet at first, but once you get him talking you won’t regret it. You’ll hear the best stories and situations he’s been in. If you have the chance to understand his sense of humour he’ll leave you wheezing. Somehow he’s really good at roasting you in the most caring and sarcastic way. He’ll always share his food and feed you even if you’re full. He’s fair and kind to everyone. If you meet a Braeden, be thankful.

Braeden is just like me

by RANDYTHEGLIZZY December 21, 2021

Braeden

Anyone who is a braeden well everyone loves him he spits bars and knows how to rap he probably stole your girl

Oh shit it's a braeden we must praise him

by mr tripple cash April 22, 2019