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Boss Hogg

The sexual act of placing one’s erect penis in the vagina of an obese woman while simultaneously stuffing the entirety of one’s testicles in the woman’s anus. During the act of coitus, the gentleman must tie three of her four limbs at the onset of ejaculation and then slap her on the ass so hard as to make her squeal like a pig. The act of tying her limbs must be completed before the ejaculate is expelled from his penis.
John went scouting fatties at a bar and brought one home, where he Boss Hogged her to the best night of her life.
by J&J Cooters October 17, 2019
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boss hogg

when a chick half-ass shaves her cooter, leaving tufts of pubes along each side of her bald twat, resulting in a look not unlike that of boss hogg's head.
boss hogg : I can tell dat brenda is starting to take me fo' granted...she used to keep dat poonani squeakity clean, but for da past two weeks she jes' been boss hoggin' it.
by the bigdog October 27, 2008
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Boss Hogg

Someone who hogs all the god dam cheez-its. they usually are stuck up, have obsessive eye rubbing, and hog everyting in sight
your being such a boss hogg right now
by timmy tom tom timmy tom June 28, 2010
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Boss Hogg Outlaw

one who can drink a case by themselves, while porking many chicks, and smoking and 8th all in one night. This name can only be given to you if you have already been given the compliment of being a boss. Basically if your fuckin awesome at everything.
Ethan yo i just porked your girlfriend, drank your beer and smoked your cush, watcha gonna do about it son?
Brian wow your a fuckin boss hogg outlaw, that is all i can say
by BHO23 July 21, 2009
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