Boris Da Blob

something really lazy and gets angry at small things

boris da blob = nice to know or just shut up

by ImperialMonolophosaurus November 5, 2020

Boris Driver

A person who is really bad at driving in games and practically turns cars into planes with the way they drive

Bro you are such a Boris Driver. I am never letting you behind the wheel ever again.

by S1gerius June 26, 2024

National Boris Day

Annual day of celebration of defecation.

How did everyone celebrate National Boris Day this year?

by Joey Jellico February 25, 2023

National Boris Day

Celebrated annually on February 25th, National Boris Day is a celebration of the act of defecating.

Hey, you want to do something for National Boris Day this year?

Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.

by swimmer42 February 25, 2023

Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010

I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence

by WelshNutter July 29, 2022

Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".

I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.

by LennyDipp June 30, 2016

Dirty Boris

When you confuse your girlfriend with her sister and end up fucking their family 15 year old dog.

Did you hear that the boyfriend of Violet, performed a dirty Boris.

by Joemamalikespussy November 19, 2021