borrifying

(bohr-iff-eye'-ing), -adjective; def: when the depth of mind-numbing boredom is so far-reaching, such a vast maw (see: mawesome) that one is literally horrified by the void of stimulus. Often inspires irrational fear that nothing will ever be interesting again.

The braggart droned on about his musical career... The conversation was so long and bad it was borrifying!

by bl4cksh33p February 7, 2010

Borbify

verb: to turn something into a bird or to turn something into a borb

The young boy was able to borbify the object in front of him.

by ShadedCycle October 18, 2023

bongify

The act of making something bongoes or more bongoes. Someone who bongifies or bongifies regularly is called a "bongifier". When used in the past tense, it becomes "bongified".

"He really bongified that whole situation."
"This is bad, I've got to bongify it quickly."

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025