Bronsexual

Any Individual that dickrides or is a bandwagon fan of Lebron James. They will make outrageous claims that Lebron is the best player of all time without proper proof or evidence. Most times they can’t even uplift Lebron without downplaying another player. They also tend to make excuses for ALL of Lebrons shortcomings they will even go as far say “you don’t know basketball” if you don’t agree that Lebron is the best.

“If Lebron won some more rings he will be better than Jordan no debate”
“But if Jordan has more rings wouldn’t he be better?”
“Idk man Bron faced some tough competition”
“You’re for sure a Bronsexual”

by H.Benson June 19, 2018

Bronsexual

Someone who physically can't get an errection or ejaculate without thinking about LeBron James

"Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of LeBron James above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remebered LeBron James changed his number to number 6 for Space Jam 2 and came everywhere... and thats when I realised I am Bronsexual"

by Bronsexual fan 69423 May 24, 2022

Dooksexual

When you have a high attraction, often including sexual feelings, for The Babadook.

Charlie: Man, I just watched The Babadook for the first time, great movie but I think I have a crush on The Babadook now...

Greg: Dude, you might be dooksexual.

by bonersforbabadook June 7, 2017

Brosexuality

1) Having to do with, or specifically relating to the relationship between bros, usually followed with an awknowledgment of the moment having been, no homo.

2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.

Michael: Love ya James.

James: You too bro.

April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.

Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.

by Loves the Interhighway October 29, 2011

boxsexual

To be sexually attracted to boxes.

"That came in a sexy box"
"You what??"
"Oh didn't you know? I'm a boxsexual"

by Well Box human September 20, 2017

Boozesexual

A straight person (usually female) that is only interested in the opposite sex when booze and attention are involved.
"I'm Bisexual...but only when I'm drunk."

"So bro, I hear your girl is Bi; that's sick, get another girl and have a threesome!"
"I would man, but she's a total Boozesexual."

by Jame Gaine December 16, 2012

bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.

She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!

by Georgia Cannedtucket April 4, 2006