Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

by Synthroid December 11, 2010

poop boner

A need to poop that gives you a slight erection

Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.

by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006

pool boner

Any instance of someone developing an erection within a small body of still water, usually when the penis is submerged.

Chris: "Did you have a pool boner when you got out of the pool and went upstairs?"
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."

by Shepherd Monk December 13, 2016

boxer poof

Boxer poof occurs when your pants are ridding low thus forcing you to pull them up which results in you pulling up your boxers as well. After several repeats, you end up with a poof from your boxers.

That thug's got boxer poof.

by ultcraka January 23, 2011

poop bone

the bone growing from your tailbone

guy: i have poop bone growing out of my tailbone

by Nayts April 3, 2019

Poopy Bone

A euphemism for a mans penis after anal sex; A metaphorical saying similar to Funny Bone except specifically for poop jokes; a Markiplier Reference

"Man, That really tickled my Poopy Bone for some reason!"

by Sydrad July 23, 2018

pooper bone

anal sex

"Hey, man, I was watching some porn the other day and I happened to see 'pooper bone' on the title of one of the videos."
"Yeah, that just means anal sex."

by zealyouth May 14, 2020