Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

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Samuel Adams Black Lager

Samuel Adams Black Lager it'll get you drunk. One of the most delectable tasting lagers that has ever been introduced to mankind. All in all its classy as fuck. Its full of a delicious and outstanding chocolate caramel taste that will have you wet in your pants before you have a chance to say, "Damn that's some good Mother Fuckin Beer."

Man 1: hey try this beer

Man 2: What is it
Man 1: Its Samuel Adams Black Lager
Man 2: drinks samuel adams black lager "That's classy as fuck!"

by ClassyAss10 May 26, 2011

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The same black man

A man who treats his preference exactly the same as black women even though he makes black women feel like he will treat the preference better.

Becky thought Jamal would treat her better than his other 5 baby mammas for being a preference but she soon realized she got the same black man and became a single mother just like the others.

by simplysouthern March 14, 2023

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