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Billie Jean instance 

when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.
I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.
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billie jean 

a song by michael jackson, which refers to babygate. if you listen to billie jean, you know that louis is not the father.
“have you listened to billie jean?” “yes, of course! and i know that louis is not the father

Billie-Jean 

Noun: A lovely and bewitching individual whom dawns the sign cancer and shows the qualities of a nymph; Sports high tendancies of fangirl obsession obviously triggered by parents raised in the groupie generations; Good friend. Antonym of fat. Verb: Synonym for love when referring to Paul Brandt.
My new girlfriend is so Billie-Jean.

I am in Billie-Jean with Paul Brandt!

Billie Jean shits in a jug 

Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.

Billie Jean 

The name you scream when you want to make-out with a special someone and they feel the same way but you dont want anyone else to know what you mean.
When in a public place, most likely your high school, you want to Billie Jean with your lover so you shout the name instead of actually doing it.
Billie Jean by tampontoddli February 17, 2009

seen seen billie jean 

as in agreement "i agree" "that's okay"

rhyming way of saying the word seen
rhymings taking over now...
Dude 1 - "I Slept With Your Mum Dude
Dude 2 - "Seen Seen Billie Jean"

Dude 1 - "That Guys Gonna Get Murked"
Dude 2 - "Seen Seen Billie Jean"

billyjean 

when a stripper inserts her high heel into her pussy and fucks it.
Dam yo, you see that bitch billyjean that heel?!?! It went in all 9 inches with the piece of old chewing gum on the end!!
billyjean by fucket May 27, 2018