Bicep Bandit

One who comes to the gym and only works their biceps and leaves. Typically comes and does dozens of exercises to increase the size of their biceps, utilizing their knowledge of broscience. Known to take all equipment used to work biceps.

Dude that guy has been curling in the squat rack for 30 minutes. Oh ya he just another bicep bandit.

by ShutupandTrain April 3, 2011

Cock on a bicycle stick

An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.

"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."

"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."

"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."

by coabs February 12, 2012

Town bicycle

slang for a hoe, implying that she/he gets rode a lot.

Guy 1: Hey looks, here comes Sarah: the town bicycle

Guy 2: Why is she called "the town bicycle".

Guy 1: Because everyone gets a ride.

by Thotcrusader May 25, 2018

bicycle institute

NOUN - An organizational body comprised of bicycles used primarily as a derogatory term by Shane McElwrath when some one does not like his beer and he realized he has a small wiener. No one really knows the true meaning of this insult. Just go to Dystopian State Brewery and ask what it means

Spit that back in your boyfriend's mouth you piece of shit. Come on man. Say something. I'll fuck your shit up. Come on bicycle Institute.

by Pickle Turd January 3, 2018

bicycle spokes

The lines around the anus that form the asshole.

Josh likes to try and catch a peak at Lauren's bicycle spokes while he's railing her from behind.

by Spconnol October 2, 2014

Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.

I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.

by Fury's Dartboard June 20, 2022

Probably my Biceps

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*

by Jessetotallydidnotmakethis February 8, 2013