Cassandra Beckermann

Fucking weird, annoying, sassy, and should've been born black. She's also cute as fuck and loves her boy very much. I would say get yourself a Cassandra Beckermann but she's taken. She also loves Fallout a little too much and likes to stay up watching ghost videos. She's also lactose but eats/drinks dairy anyways because why not. Have a nice life boo boooo!!!! ;)

Guy 1: "Oh my god Cassandra Beckermann is so obnoxious."
Guy 2: "You right."

by Pookie Ookie Doo June 17, 2018

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Bockelman

Placing ones testicles Over a females eyes and penis over her nose making it appear as though she her face is the male genetalia.

I totally gave that chick a Bockelman last night, she looked like a white squid ward.

by Dannybock April 19, 2017

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Benjeman Franklin

A man that has never died and will never die. Known as a god of all religons. Has the largest "male" organ ever known, trippling the size of ron jeremie's. Behind the assasination of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK. Master of his domain. Wrote both the Theory of Evoloution and Family Guy. Main advisor for Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Darth Vador, and Barack Obama. The father of "the most interesting man you will ever meet" from the Dos Equis commercials. He has his own religion and it is know as christianity. He also founded the Peace Corpse and Empire from Star Wars. Created the platipus and Man-Bear-Pig. His best friends are Kim Jong Il and himself. In the future he will be known as the leader of Robots and Computers of the Technology Revoloution in the year 3001.

Robot1: Benjeman Franklin is my leader
Athiest1: mine too

by Gregan February 6, 2009

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