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A person that is lazy, stupid, overweight, annoying and always tries to get into fights. Bokelmans tend to sound like they have a blocked nose even when they don't and when they start to argue with you if they know it they will call you by your first then last name.

Stop being a Bokelman

Bokelman by Random Highschool Kid April 25, 2017

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Bockelman

Placing ones testicles Over a females eyes and penis over her nose making it appear as though she her face is the male genetalia.

I totally gave that chick a Bockelman last night, she looked like a white squid ward.

Bockelman by Dannybock April 19, 2017

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Bokelmann

a guy who likes to play with his phone all the time and has a lot of names as well

Bokelmann, Gockelhahn, Besockelbespasst, Sockelbetrag, S. Ockelbetrag, Bokelmonokel

„I will bokel this girl tonight“

Bokelmann by asiamarket44bro October 23, 2020

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Bokelmann

a guy who likes to play with his phone all the time and has a lot of names as well

Bokelmann, Gockelhahn, Besockelbespasst, Sockelbetrag, S. Ockelbetrag, Bokelmonokel

„I will bokel this girl tonight“

Bokelmann by asiamarket44bro October 23, 2020

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Bokerman

a typical person until they get 4 beers in their system. Then they turn into a zombie that will creep out the whole room and want your brains. Doesn't feel emotion and whose body moves slowly towards woman that don't want him near.

Typical conversation about a Bokerman:
guy 1: Oh shit looks like we got ourselves a Bokermann
guy 2: Yeah he hasn't said a word in an hour and he keeps staring at that chick

chick 1: What's wrong with him? Stop starring!

Bokerman by Cookie Monster1234 February 3, 2010

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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