Bokelman

A person that is lazy, stupid, overweight, annoying and always tries to get into fights. Bokelmans tend to sound like they have a blocked nose even when they don't and when they start to argue with you if they know it they will call you by your first then last name.

Stop being a Bokelman

Bokelman by Random Highschool Kid April 25, 2017

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Bockelman

Placing ones testicles Over a females eyes and penis over her nose making it appear as though she her face is the male genetalia.

I totally gave that chick a Bockelman last night, she looked like a white squid ward.

Bockelman by Dannybock April 19, 2017

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Bokelmann • Bokelman • Bockelman • Bokerman

Bokelmann

a guy who likes to play with his phone all the time and has a lot of names as well

Bokelmann, Gockelhahn, Besockelbespasst, Sockelbetrag, S. Ockelbetrag, Bokelmonokel

„I will bokel this girl tonight“

Bokelmann by asiamarket44bro October 23, 2020

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Bokelmann

a guy who likes to play with his phone all the time and has a lot of names as well

Bokelmann, Gockelhahn, Besockelbespasst, Sockelbetrag, S. Ockelbetrag, Bokelmonokel

„I will bokel this girl tonight“

Bokelmann by asiamarket44bro October 23, 2020

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Bokerman

a typical person until they get 4 beers in their system. Then they turn into a zombie that will creep out the whole room and want your brains. Doesn't feel emotion and whose body moves slowly towards woman that don't want him near.

Typical conversation about a Bokerman:
guy 1: Oh shit looks like we got ourselves a Bokermann
guy 2: Yeah he hasn't said a word in an hour and he keeps staring at that chick

chick 1: What's wrong with him? Stop starring!

Bokerman by Cookie Monster1234 February 3, 2010

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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