benedictfn

He’s the best anitoker and gets all the bitches

Yo ur acting like benedictfn rn

by I solo May 18, 2022

benedictine

This school takes it in the ass like a European prostitute. Most of the boys (not men, boys) at this "school" are juvenile delinquents who couldn't cut it at their respective public schools. They endlessly put down St. Christopher's because in their wildest dreams they wish they could be Saints and have all the wealth, prestige, and social standing that goes along with being a St. Christopher's alumni. They talk about how sissy the MEN at St. Christopher's are, and yet STC has kicked their ass in football in back-to-back years. Eventually, these Cadets will matriculate to a community college where they can acquire the skills necessary to work for a Saint one day.

Cadet 1: Look at that Saint, man I wish I could be like him.
Cadet 2: Yeah, if we weren't such screw ups maybe we could have gone to STC.

by Saints 35, Cadets 10...HAHAHAHA April 21, 2005

Benediction

The act of blessing others with good fortune, usually by prayer or well wishing.

The priest closed the service with a parting prayer of benediction.

by on September 23, 2019

Benediction

When you're REALLY obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch.

xD

Man, my friend has a Benediction

by Lilbean_229 June 3, 2018

Benedictine University

Benedictine University is a small Catholic university in Lise IL. This is a small school that has "parties", it is mostly a trash ass school, AKA a glorified version of high school. It also can be called BenU or BeneDickitn with the yearly party of Benefical. Don't expect much.

Friend: Hey man this party sucks.
You: yeah feels like a real Benedictine University Party.

by y33tus February 11, 2019

Benedictina

Your friend that likes aliens,flex seal,bible and an addict to drawing. This dude will also teach you how to build a wall.It can also teach you quotes like "Thats a lotta damage". He also gives you the power of the big brain.

Me:Benedictina Where are you?
Benedictina:Im here testing out the fles tape clear
Me:But Im watching alien movies
Benedictina:Ok Im in

by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019

Benedicticus Tovellatio

the mass of atoms which consolidates into elements that make up the skin, flesh, bones and nervous system that creates a sense of existance and self worth, creating the illusion of a persona who has used the world wide web, or "internet" to create images that release dopamine inside of my brain, and who has chosen to speak with me on multiple occasions and entertain my feeble mind, whoms't i consider to be a person worthy of my precious time, and who i enjoy interacting with.

Benedicticus Tovellatio the First of his kind, but last of his kin :feelsokayman:

by asmonL October 13, 2018