beetrooter

A person with beetroot colored face that has sex with people under their employment.

While sipping from the hypocrite cup, the beetrooter, bangs on the drum about welfare cheats and bludgers and lines up a series of cushy and very well-paid jobs for his baby mama.

by fu2nexus6 February 21, 2018

money beet

The most attractive people, vegetables, or things. Put them up front to generate sales.

First rule in roadside beet sales: the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "wow, I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets.

by mozzy4 November 23, 2009

beeterskeeter

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter

Aidan is a beeterskeeter

by Eat My Hoo Hoo May 29, 2018

beetlejuicing

Beetlejuicing is when one user posts a comment or thread on reddit, and another user with a username relevant to that parent comment or thread responds.

It is not beetlejuicing if the commenter does not respond "naturally." Summoning someone with /u/ or asking them a question about their username is not beetlejuicing.

from the top post on /r/beetlejuicing...

/u/Sooper_Hooman: Where is my super suit?!

/u/MySuperSuit: This is my moment.

This is beetlejuicing.

by OriginalMcPizza November 28, 2017

beetlejuice the musical

The best musical of all time before it was taken away from us on June 6th of 2021 and replace by a much worse musical Music Man

Person 1: Have you heard of beetlejuice the musical

Person 2: ya, it the best before it was replace by Music Man

by Save Beetlejuice 2020 December 11, 2019

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

by Hisbshshwuwu January 2, 2020

Beetlejuice

Lester Green, a comedian with dwarfism and microcephaly.
The most amazing man alive

“if you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?”
“uhhh, about 20 feet” - beetlejuice

by bayix April 13, 2020