Bearanoia

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, !@##&^^*%@; (bearanoia) simply means really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears ; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.

Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

bearanoid

To have an exaggerated fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

bearanoid

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

Beeranaids

After a few beers, things start sounding good.

Karaoke sounded really good last night! Really dude, you must have worn your beeranaids!

by Drummasterk December 20, 2016

Beerangi

A Chem Cannon who asks silly questions to people

man: hello
Beerangi: who is the god of world

by promans123 June 4, 2021

Beerangi

A chem cannon who ask silly questions

man: hi
Beerangi : who is the god of world

by promans123 June 4, 2021

beerinoids

Sores and/or burst blood vessels appearing in the rectal area resulting from excessively forceful beer farts.

Man, I can't sit still on account of the beerinoids!

by teeaitch January 14, 2009