Bearstronaut

natural hibernation and long distance travel, bear astronaut, space traveler, highly untrustworthy, devouring man-fruit,

In 1963, President Kennedy green lighted a new space program that used bears for space travel coined as the bearstonaut project by Brad Neely.
However, before launch the bearstronauts went ape-crap, attacked NASA employees and launched their spaceship to parts unknown.

"The Bearstronauts have gone ape-crap, the mission is a disaster! a disaster!"

by saltandpeppah February 8, 2010

Bersht

If something is bersht it is better than amazing..
Noun And Adjective..

Adjective - OMG Them Jeans Are Bersht
Noun - Dayumm Boii That Girl Is Bersht..

by EKSLANG July 23, 2010

bearsharkocalypse

The inevitable war between bears and sharks that will bring upon the apocolypse.

As is said in the great Bear/ Shark truce. One to the land, one to the sea, lest the world be engulfed in a never ending Bearsharkocalypse.

by the chairman of wow April 7, 2010

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

Heavy Bersht

When something is "heavy bersht". it is a good thing

did u see that girl she was Heavy Bersht

by Adam Toner January 16, 2009

Bearshark

On August 15, 1807 Jeremiah Debussy discover the "Bear Shark" in the Arctic Ocean. The "Bear Shark" has head of an American Black bear. Has the body of a Whale Shark. For extremities it has 4 bear like legs with the back having a frog like motif. The paws are of a bear and webbed. It is an amphibious mammal. The scientific term for this animal is "Ursus typus"

The Bearshark stands 7.5 feet tall. Weights nearly half a ton. Is gray and brown in color. Encounters have caused several Arctic explorations to come to a bloody end due to vast destruction of personnel and pack animals.

by Tcheung October 31, 2008

beasht

of or relationg to Bao Nguyen. the next step after beast. it is precisely 4512465978465 times better than a beast. if you are ever called a beasht, you are a god among men. can be used as a NOUN, ADJECTIVE, VERB, or INTERJECTION.

NOUN - Dude, that Tony kid is a beasht.
ADJECTIVE - Tony's football skills are beasht.
VERB - "Are you gonna beasht it up today, Tony?" "Oh, fo sho."
INTERJECTION - "I got a 100 on The Nooj's math test." "BEASHT!!!!!"

by Chase Martin June 11, 2006