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Bato

Someone whom you CANNOT trust udner any circumstances.
Often manipulative.
Wow, I cannot believe Bato just told EVERYONE that.
by Hutchakanushka December 22, 2008
mugGet the Batomug.

batos

1)Ducks/Peter Wimmer; the stupidest thing ever, or quite possibly so insanely idiotic that one's mind is incapable of understanding the sheer ludicrousness of it.
Watch out for the batos!
by Jason Tait June 20, 2003
mugGet the batosmug.

Taong Bato

It is a filipino slang that mocks the inactivity of a certain group of people, where they act like statues or displays.
The students of grade 9 avocado are acting like taong bato.
by AestheticKiddo May 23, 2022
mugGet the Taong Batomug.

clato bato

Coined by Jared, a clato bato is a member of slamb, the coolest discord server yayyyy!
by HolyTaquitos November 16, 2022
mugGet the clato batomug.

Kwento mo sa bato

A term used by Filipino who just doesn't care about what the other is talking about.
it literally means (say it to the rock).
Boy: alam mo ba crinushback na ako(did you know, my crush also likes me)
Girl:Kwento mo sa bato
by stry October 3, 2021
mugGet the Kwento mo sa batomug.

Bato Brawl

"Bato" is a slang abbreviation of the word Batehaven. A Bato Brawl is a fight, commonly seen in movies, where the participants engage in a physically agressive fight on their front lawn. The action is usually partaken by neighbours or residents of a common street, most frequently those of "ghetto" or "slum" description. The argument is often triggered by one or more of the participants sleeping with the other's significant other, theft of lawn furniture or simply general inebriation. More often than not, the participants are female, with heavy whoreish make up and bleached hair. Modern day science is yet to conclude whether the bleach has an role in the madness.
That whore stole my man! I'mma treat her to a Bato Brawl!!!
by Ockyy September 27, 2010
mugGet the Bato Brawlmug.

Batoing

Babbling on about what so funny about a joke well after the joke has been told and every one stops laughing
You see the joke is funny because...

Hey stop batoing the joke!
by Giboo April 10, 2012
mugGet the Batoingmug.

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