Bethesda

n. 1. a section of DC suburbia noted for having a filthy rich populace, more restaurants per square mile than most American metropolises, a disturbing number of Porsches crusing the streets, and laughably expensive movie ticket prices. 2. a yuppie epicenter 3. a congregating place for festive snots, most of them either preteens or over 25 4. (Archaic) - the junction between East West Hwy and Wisconsin Ave
--Bethesdaner, n.
--Bethesdaite, n.
--Bethesdesque, adj.

A: Hey, how about we get the group together at your house and then have a night on the town?
B: Dude, I live in Bethesda.
A: Oh yeah. I forgot.

by That Random Hobo November 9, 2004

little bethesda

the name given to arlington now that it is becoming more and more like bethesda

see also Arlingtron

a: Let's go up to little bethesda to hit the apple store and pottery barn..
b: Only if we can have lunch at Mexicali Blues and then drinks at the Galaxy Hut

(SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESS)

by wwhs March 30, 2004

Bethesda

The place where the where the high end job holders of the DC metro area go to have their families. With schools of over achieving children and high standards, streets filled with expensive cars, and a commercial standard of high priced quality material goods Bethesda is a yuppie heaven.

(two teenagers from diferent schools in Bethesda)
X - Yeah, we had two go to Harvard, one go to Yale, three to Upenn, six to Cornell...
Y - Wait, only one to Yale?

by dyngleberi October 22, 2004

bethesda trash

These are clumps of rich, pre-pubescent, snobby kids who can be found on Fri. and Saturday nights hanging-out directly outside of the UA movie theater. The 13 and 14 yr. old girls show up scantily-clad in preppy Abercrombie mini's in the middle of winter. The guys skate around and think they're badass.

Meg- "yo, wanna buy some weed from us"
Bethesda trash-" sure, how much?"
Ileana-"20 bucks"
Bethesda trash-"ok, here's the money"
Nat-" haha, that stupid kid just bought oregano wrapped in toilet paper from us"

by G-Unit April 25, 2005

Bethesda

A beautiful community just outside of Washington DC, filled with large, expensive homes, fancy restaurants, boutique shops, and expensive cars. It is the best educated city in America - with over 50% of the adult population holding a masters degree or higher. Has a very cosmopolitan and urbane feel.

X: Wow, ten different ethnic restaurants in a row?!
Y: Dude, it's Bethesda

by EasyE April 26, 2005

North Bethesda Middle School

Crackhead central with a bunch of tryhard soccer jocks attempting to flex on the normal people with vineyard vines and supreme shit. 80% of teachers don’t know the subject they’re teaching. Borderline slut city and Virgin Islands in one. Abundance of introvert memers. Prolly the only good part about the school

Person one: I go to North Bethesda Middle School
Person two: pick a number 1-10
Person one: 5

Person 2: that’s your IQ
Person one: but I meme
Person two: shit my bad bro

by Rantaholic April 28, 2019

North Bethesda

A bullshit locality that is really part of Rockville but wants to be a part of the more desirable Bethesda area. Home to many high rise condos, strip malls, random Sunday afternoon traffic-jams, and the White Flint Mall.

Guy 1: so I went to the Flagship car wash in north Bethesda today,

guy 2: bullshit that's Rockville young, it's walking distance to Twinbrook Parkway, and every one knows that Twinbrook is Rockville

by thebronski February 22, 2009