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International Banana Sock Day 

February 3rd.

The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.
“did you hear? its international banana sock day!”
“shoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!”

Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day 

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.
Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."

Bananadyn 

A really gaysexual boy who likes MEN and also dicce and balls. HAHA MEME AM I RIGHT ?
Haha dude what are you? Fucking Bananadyn or something haha fucking beybladyn or some shit, get the fuck out of here !
Bananadyn by Cpt. morningwood March 22, 2017