bologna pony 

a penus

she wants to ride the bologna pony

bologna pony by kainmarko September 9, 2003

Bologna Pony 

Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian

A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.

(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!

(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.

Bologna Pony by Luncheonmeat1 January 27, 2010

jumbo bologna pony 

when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.

This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.

jumbo bologna pony by DJ Squid November 20, 2004

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

Testonerony bologna pony by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

bologna pony 

male pleasure thingy

every one in irag loves the bologna pony-you mother fuckers

bologna pony by Anonymous March 19, 2003

bologna pony 

see: fuzzy no no

AJ loves the bologna pony

bologna pony by BOWZER July 27, 2003

Wild Bologna Pony 

Slang term for a penis.

"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"

OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."

Wild Bologna Pony by poopfloop September 22, 2011