Cock and Balls Syndrome

A genetic disorder caused by the X and Y chromosome. This debilitating disorder is a lifelong journey. People with Cock and Balls syndrome can be identified by the presence of a phallic structure protruding from the front pelvis and a "sack" containing testicles attached to the aforementioned structure. Those with the Syndrome suffer from frequent erections and testosterone. If you or a loved one suffer from Cock and Balls Syndrome, to relieve pain, give the penis a little suck.

Straight up bro I was diagnosed at birth with Cock and Balls Syndrome. I have chronic erections.

by Vvvean July 5, 2021

Sussy among us balls syndrome

When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.

Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.

Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.

Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient

by MangoSeltzerSucks July 22, 2022

turtle balls syndrome

turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"

Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome

by slim dick May 22, 2006

raging balls syndrome

otherwise known as rbs

a condition where a person prone to violent outburst of anger typically giving sack wacks and or punching either people or inanimate objects.

he had a terrible condition called raging balls syndrome

by crazyEI December 1, 2007

stinky balls syndrome

Someone who suffers from chronic ball stink

Greg: Should we invite John to our poker game tonight?
Crystal: No he never showers, he's got stinky balls syndrome!
John: I'm da best 😎

by TransRightsAndWobblyCats January 29, 2022

Growy balls syndrome

when a persons balls often grow in size from filling up with cum, especially common throughout femboys, the (often times) femboys balls sloshing and rumbling the bigger they get, often paired with being sweaty and slightly smelly

"yo bro your balls are HUGE, i think you might have a case of growy balls syndrome"

by Allastorm November 7, 2025

small ball syndrome

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood

"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"

by Archibald Octavian Reider May 8, 2013