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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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Ping Bong Ball

A variant of a Ping Pong Ball. Made of heavy steel. Instead of being used for Ping Pong, it's used to pelt at the local mailman to make him agitated and not give you/your parents the mail.
Bro, I love using Ping Bong Balls to make the mailman super mad. It's super funny to get a reaction out of him.
by Medium Mac April 28, 2022
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ping-ball

n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.

2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.

3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"

4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.

5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Hey dude, let's go play ping-ball at the rec unless somebody else has the court.
by SuperCameron March 29, 2003
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Pink Ball Revolution

Music from Kirby: Planet Robobot that plays when Kirby in the Robobot Armor starts drilling Star Dream to death (it fucking slaps)
Guy 1: Hey, did you listen to Pink Ball Revolution yet?
Guy 2: Nah, should i listen to it?
Guy 1: Dude, go listen to it it fucking slaps
by communist4980984 May 23, 2022
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Oregon Pine ball

A practice originating in the Oregon coastal region involving the collection of pine needles in late January, followed by the gathering of wild mushrooms and pine tree sap, which are mashed together into a sappy goop, formed into a ball, and inserted into the anus while sitting beside the ocean to induce an ethereal psychedelic experience.
Sam inserted a oregon pine ball and ate some muffins on the beach
by ostrich69 January 18, 2026
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