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Balamoried 

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?
'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'
Balamoried by reallifequeen October 29, 2014
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Balamoral 

Balamoral is something I came up with when wanting to change my roblox user now I use it for everything and add my discord because im real cool Balamoral#0725
Oh yeah Balamoral? They are a loser that plays ROBLOX
Balamoral by BalamoraI January 15, 2022