Balamoried

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?

'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'

by reallifequeen October 29, 2014

Balamory

Balamory is a childrens TV show, designed for children who are under 5, though has a larger fan club in the over 13 agegroup.
Having been to the island were the shoot Balamory. (the village is called Tobermory, have been visiting it for years and years.)

Archies pink castle doesn't exist!!!!!!
The man boobed crazy camper's lair of yougurt-puppets isn't there.
just thought uz need 2 know.
Archie is by far the best character.
Josie jump's house doesnt exist either but who cares abt her?

by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004