Bag of Fuckshit 

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.

Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit

Bag of Fuckshit by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009

bag of fucks 

Something you carry around with you to help or heal people. But you only choose to use it if necessary. Unfortunately I lost mine...

Person 1: Damn it I lost the duel! Why you use meta? blah blah blah
Person 2: Sorry I can't find my bag of fucks.

bag of fucks by TheWhiteBowser November 6, 2016

bag of give a fucks 

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.

Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone

bag of give a fucks by D. Kilo May 2, 2019