Auric Skeet Syndrome

A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.

"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 29, 2017

Aurick

To have gay sex in a church

"Hey dood, did you know that Mark got Auricked yesterday?"
"Really?"
"Yeah, cuz I found a camera on the ground with 'info' about it."

by Douchebag killer May 29, 2009

digitus penetro auricles

Latin name for a psychological disorder in which the person is obsessed with sticking their fingers into strangers ears at all costs. A debilitating disease which sometimes leads to insomnia if the afflicted does not stick their finger in someones ear at least once a day

People with 'digitus penetro auricles' are sometimes mocked and misunderstood. Often reffered to as an 'ear rapist' in english or 'violador de orejas' in spanish

by auditoration December 9, 2008

auric

a meh editor turned garbage trickshotter

auric is such a fucking cracker haha

by Nanaq7171616 September 26, 2020

Aurick

Very nice and kind boy

Hello aurick, u are very kind

by Chimgchongbingbong September 26, 2021

Aurica

if you’re friends with anyone called Aurica keep her! she is smart, beautiful, funny and kind. you won’t have a depressed life if you have a Aurica in it. she is definitely a Hufflepuff, but if you get on her wrong side you won’t come out alive.

Person 1: I hang out with Aurica later.
Person 2: Yeah you do that, she is awesome.

by riedfrv_007 November 23, 2021

Aurica

if you’re friend with someone called Aurica, keep her! she is smart, beautiful, kind, funny and super loyal. she has the power to cure you depression by only looking at you. she is definitely a Hufflepuff, but if you get on her wrong side you won’t come out alive.

person 1: i will hang out with Aurica later.
person 2: oh right, she is awesome

by riedfrv_007 November 23, 2021