Female Athletics

Where women get together then fall repeatedly, cry, make sound effects, and chant. All in an attempt to disguise mediocre playing ability.

Watching female athletics is like watching a drunk, hormonal, elementary school choir with turrets during gym class.

by ImmaStealYoBitch January 12, 2012

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Brazn Athletics

A team that builds up your energy, self love and confidence while getting HOT AF

I so want to Join Brazn Athletics

by brazn November 23, 2021

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Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.

Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”

by A person125 June 16, 2023

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tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe

oh your in tomball athletics?

your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.

by umm ok. February 15, 2024

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Athletes Cock

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009