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Happy green assmonger 

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."
A fan of the hit 5 star game of the year amogus
hey billy are u a true sus amonger
yeah i jerk to among porn every day!
Amonger by Sinffulll May 23, 2021
A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."
assmonkey by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005

ARSEMONGER 

Noun , meaning seller of arse. Monger used as in fish monger, iron monger. One who sells arse, a pimp
Goodness ! , these goes that horrible arsemonger, he's not a nice person at all.
ARSEMONGER by Dr Lingus January 4, 2008

assdonger 

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.
"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"
assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

Assmancer 

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
Assmancer by Omnimorph January 30, 2019