by Pimp Daddy March 20, 2003
Get the assmonger mug.A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."
by Brett May 2, 2003
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Get the Amonger mug.A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005
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by Dr Lingus January 4, 2008
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by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009
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"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
by Omnimorph January 30, 2019
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