assburners disease

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.

I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.

by Cadii 22 May 31, 2010

assburn

when you take a huge shit and the shit smears over the outside of your asshole and burns it, creating an unpleasant feeling

I took a massive shit today and got assburn

by Yeshahaman April 28, 2023